BONE YOUR CLONE

So you’re considered a bear…. and I am definitely not.
You are out of my league, or so that’s what I’m taught.
I think that I’m obsessed with you, but you couldn’t care less.
That’s because you love yourself, it’s all a bit of a mess.

You want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Narcissistic egomaniacal freak there is no doubt

You want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Self-absorbed, vain individual, yeah you’ve got the clout

It’s time we talked about, what exactly’s going on.
You’re making out with your twin, and your mind is gone.
Let’s be real and honest here, you want to F-yourself.
You’ve won the award for self-love, so go put it on a shelf.

You want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Look into a mirror and you found your soul-mate.

You want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
You’ll never be alone because you’ll have yourself to date.

So now you’ve got your army…
…the clones are all here…
You’re having sex with all of them, you have nothing to fear…

Mirror mirror
On the wall…
Who’s the bearest of them all?

You
want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone

Wait a minute….
Hold the phone
Hold the phone
Hold the phone

You want to
Bone your clone
Bone your clone
Bone your clone

Your
dicky-doo
Will get blown
Will get blown
Will get blown

You
want to
BONE YOUR CLONE!

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki