GREMLIN IN THE HOUSE
It’s waiting for the moment that you least expect.
Messing with your mind so you get it checked.
Knocking over things like a kitty cat.
Causing lots of trouble, what a little brat.
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(Now we’re in trouble.)
Gremlin in the house!
(What’s all that rubble?)
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(So whatcha gonna do?)
Gremlin in the house!
(It’s coming for you.)
Turning on lights, it’s freaking you out.
Making weird noises, that it makes you shout.
You’re tripping all the time when there’s nothing there.
You’re pretty sure it just wants to give you a scare.
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(Now we’re in trouble.)
Gremlin in the house!
(You’re seeing double.)
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(So whatcha gonna do?)
Gremlin in the house!
(It’s coming for you.)
Wait –
What’s that sound?
Look!
I think it’s been found.
What?
Can it really be?
Damn.
I’m afraid to see.
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(Now we’re in trouble.)
Gremlin in the house!
(What’s all that rubble?)
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(So whatcha gonna do?)
Gremlin in the house!
(It’s coming for you.)
Wait!!!!
You.
You.
You.
It’s always been YOOOOOU!
You.
Yeah
You.
You.
YOOOOOU!
You.
It’s always been You.
You.
There’s a gremlin in the house!
Gremlin in the house!
There’s a gremlin in the house!
(So now whatcha gonna do?)
Gremlin in the house!
(It’s coming for you.)
Wait!!
What’s that Sound?
You.
You.
It’s always been YOOOOOU!
You.
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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki