DIE LAUGHING

No one makes me laugh, the way that you do.
It’s hard to keep a straight face, when I’m with you.
You say something gross, it makes me want to gag.
I want to throw up right into this bag.

Tears come down…
I’m out of breath…
You’re bringing me…
Close to death…
I love you so much you make me want to cry
I promise to love you until the day I die

You tell me a story, it’s completely absurd.
But it’s the funniest thing that I have ever heard.
My stomach is bursting, I’m having a stroke.
I’m not really kidding, I just might croak.

Tears come down…
I’m out of breath…
You’re bringing me…
Close to death…
I love you so much you make me want to cry
I promise to love you until the day I die

Please stop what you’re saying already, I’m peeing my pants…
It’s amazing the freedom I feel that your love grants…

Tears come down…
I’m out of breath…
You’re bringing me…
Close to death…
I love you so much you make me want to cry
I promise to love you until the day I die

I’m going to keep on laughing!
I’m going to keep on laughing!

Let’s just keep on laughing!
Let’s just keep on laughing!

….until the day we die.

Until the day we die. (We die)
Until the day we die. (We die)

Until the day we die. (We die)
Until the day we die.

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki