HOT TUB SURPRISE

You’ve been waiting all week, it’s finally time
Those jacuzzi bubbles are simply sublime.
You’re taking a soak, when you close your eyes
But then you take a quick peek, and there’s a big surprise.

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
No, you’re not dreaming
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
And people are screaming.

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
How did it get there?
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
You can’t help but just stare

You’re completely frozen, you don’t know what to do
Everyone else has left, and they’re pointing at you
You’re hearing them whisper, why are they saying your name?
Your worst fear has come, you’re the one to blame.

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
No, you’re not dreaming
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
And people are screaming.

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
How did it get there?
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
You can’t help but just stare

You see a troll in the back, he giggles with glee
That little bitch mother fucker is about to flee
The disgrace is too much, for you to endure
He’s the one that did it, you’re absolutely sure

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
No, you’re not dreaming
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
And people are screaming.

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
How did it get there?
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
You can’t help but just stare

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
(You swear it wasn’t you)
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
(Now what the hell can you do?)

There’s a turd in the hot tub!
(That guy was the one!)
There’s a turd in the hot tub!
(And now you’re on the run.)

There’s a turd in the hot tub!

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki