ENERGY VAMPIRE

You talk and talk and talk, it’s all about you.
My thoughts are turning dark, if you only knew.
Not once have you asked what’s going on with me.
I wish you’d just shut up — oh can’t you see?

You only call me when you need my assistance!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

Dealing with you requires so much resistance!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

Your problems multiply, it’s completely unreal.
But I don’t give a shit — what’s the big deal?
You live for drama, it’s completely insane.
I’ve become your therapist — and you are my pain.

You only call me when you have complications!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

Your constant talking’s giving me palpitations!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

You suck the life out of me!
I really need to be free!

You take and take and take!
Your affection is so fake!

What’s happening to us?
Your friendship’s really “sus”.

Please go find someone new.
Another person to screw.

You only call me when you need the attention!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

My life doesn’t even get a single mention
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

You’ve drained me dry and I can’t move anymore!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

I’m trying to make my escape through the front door!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

I’m barely clinging on — the end is near!
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

You’ve leached everything — I’m no longer here…
Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire!!!!

I’M…

DEAD!

Energy Vampire…
Energy Vampire…

I’M…

DEAD
DEAD
DEAD