ALL THE GUYS WANT ROJO

This song is about being an exhibionist, and it’s the favorite song of a friend who sees himself in the song. 😜

So this is definitely a song that reflects how I felt growing up and a good chunk of my adult life. My husbear thinks this can be a hit at various “Bear Events” — so if you have one coming up, feel free to use it!

A lot of guys can probably relate to this, as so many other gay guys suffer from the “well… maybe there’s something even better somewhere else” mentality, and they can never just commit to meeting/being with someone who is actually super interested.

This is the first of my songs that’s inspired by another one: the Rolling Stone’s “Can’t Get No (Satisfaction)”. Originally I wanted to do a Weird Al-esque direct parody of the song, but the SUNO app wouldn’t let me. First, if you use too-similar lyrics, it refuses to generate anything. Then copying the musical style is impossible. I guess this is a good thing that the app is protective of other’s music!

So I gave up, and this is more of a unique song now that’s just “inspired by” rather than a cover parody.

Well… I guess it’s semi-based on someone I knew a long time ago, and it’s the absolute extreme version of this person — if he could live out his absolute dream scenario. (I like to be over-the-top with my lyrics).

Hopefully all of the actual sane poly people that I know who don’t go to these extremes will find the humor here… 😅

That said… I’ve always wondered if I would really still enjoy it during the aftermath…. 😅

Have YOU had a “hot tub surprise” at your local sauna? 🤣

But after that, it became a little more complicated, yet I would still ocassionally do it.

However, after acquiring Guillaine-Barré syndrome in 2023, it became even more difficult for multiple reasons. So bottoming is simply something I can’t really do with confidence any more (even though I wish I could).

Topping is not really my thing, but I will try if I have to. I’d just rather not. So… apparently that makes me a “Side”. Sadly Sides are just NOT popular in the gay world at all. So yeah… this topic needed a song.

Being a good kisser is mega-important. And that first kiss? “It should be pure bliss…”

Emotionally, the perfect Daddy is confident and knows what he wants. He can be a little rough and dominating sexually, but at the same time he’s sweet, sensitive, caring and protective. It’s an intoxicating mix of extremes.

The twist in the song (and real life) is that despite being a lover of Daddies, I’m now at the age where younger guys call ME “Daddy.” 🙈

I thought it would be fun to explore both sides in the same song.

But I also had to write about “he who shall not be named” as well. Being portrayed as a drag queen who desperately wants to please his “daddies” would certainly not make him happy, so… say hello to “Little Miss Orange Marmalade”! 🤣

If the masseur is really hot, and the last 5-10 minutes end up being “playful”, then that’s always a nice bonus. But the actual massage is the most important thing, and it needs to be good.

There’s nothing more annoying when the “Happy Ending” becomes a “Happy Beginning” — and the massage is completely forgotten as the masseur just ends up using you to get off and then get paid for it. I didn’t hire a rent boy! I hired a masseur!! Total pet peeve… 😤🤣