VACATION FROM HELL

We’ve saved up all our money for the trip of our dreams.
But once we hit takeoff it comes apart at the seams.
Delays, turbulence, lost luggage – nothing goes right.
Now we’re trying to find our hotel in the middle of the night.

This might be a…
Vacation From Hell
Vacation From Hell
Our room has grass on the floor

(What the fuck?)

We’re trapped in a…
Vacation From Hell
We try and ring the bell
But all the staff have gone home

Next day we take some tours — let’s hope nothing goes wrong.
But you know that’s not the case due to the name of this song.
Rip-offs, scams, tourist traps — all of it sucks.
We’ve barely done a thing all day yet spent six hundred bucks.

This might be a…
Vacation From Hell
Vacation From Hell
I’m afraid it needs to be said.

We’re trapped in a…
Vacation From Hell
What’s that smell?
Coming out from under the bed.

Wait a minute…
Finally there’s something nice.

Who knew we’d get such joy…
From a fried ball of rice?

Such a simple thing…
Is all we really need.

But then another day’s ruined…
From the street vendor greed.

This might be a…
Vacation From Hell
Vacation From Hell
Oh my god it’s starting to rain

We’re trapped in a…
Vacation From Hell
This just ain’t going well
I think it’s finally time to go home

There’s no public transportation
(Vacation From Hell)
This is such a big frustration.
(Vacation From Hell)
I see the manager — “Hey, fuck you!”
(Vacation From Hell)
Can’t wait to leave my bad review
(Vacation From Hell)

(Vacation From Hell)
(Vacation From Hell)

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki