TICKET BASTARD

Our Queen is coming to town, for three full nights.
We’ve been waiting for this — she’ll take us to new heights!
Tickets go on sale soon, we’re so excited for this.
Wait a minute!?! What the fuck?! How on earth did we miss?

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
How can it be sold out?
It was two seconds long.
What the fuck is that about?

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
This is total bullshit.
You better give me some tix!
Or I’m going to have a fit!

It’s now two hours later and we’re still trying our luck.
But the site keeps crashing, and I just want to yell “FUCK!”
The bots have bought everything — it’s looking real grim.
Some more hours pass, but our chances are slim.

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
I’m about to lose my mind.
I’ve got words for you.
And no, they’re not kind.

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
This is so unfair!
I’ve been trying all day
I’m pulling out my hair!

Wait a minute – some tickets now appear…

I need to claim them, or they’ll be gone I fear…

I give all my info – I can’t wait to tell the guys!

And just like that, a bot steals them from my eyes…

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
This is the final straw!
I believed in you.
That was my fatal flaw.

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!
My hatred just grew!
You’ll never do this again
I vow to destroy you!

Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!

(Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!)

(Fuck you, Ticket Bastard!)

Fuck you!

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki