FEEDER / EATER
I used to be thinner, because I didn’t eat much.
But then you entered my life with all your cooking and such.
You love to feed me stuff even when I’m full.
My stomach’s getting wider and my pants now pull.
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
This probably won’t end well…
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
My belly’s starting to swell…
When we go out to eat, you order everything.
I’m always wondering what the waiter will bring.
But then we finish the meal and my world starts to twirl.
I ate way too much — I think I’m going to hurl.
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
Why does everything taste so good?
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
I want dessert, but do you think I should?
Starters, soup, bread, snacks, pizza, burgers, fries and cake
Kebab, pasta, sushi, tacos, ramen, chicken, pork and steak
You love to feed me everything you just can’t get enough
You’re already thinking about the next thing you will stuff
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
Another helping — I can’t say no
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
My belly’s going to grow and grow
You’re a Feeder!
I’m an Eater!
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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki