PARENTAL ADVISORY EP

There’s actually nothing explicit at all in THIS particular song. It just talks about my frustration about never being able to get any “action,” no matter how hard I try. 🙈 (Especially here in Barcelona. See my song “Bone Your Clone”).

A lot of guys can probably relate to this, as so many other gay guys suffer from the “well… maybe there’s something even better somewhere else” mentality, and they can never just commit to meeting/being with someone who is actually super interested. 

This is the first of my songs that’s inspired by another one: the Rolling Stone’s “Can’t Get No (Satisfaction)”. Originally I wanted to do a Weird Al-esque direct parody of the song, but the SUNO app wouldn’t let me. First, if you use too-similar lyrics, it refuses to generate anything. Then copying the musical style is impossible. I guess this is a good thing that the app is protective of other’s music!

So I gave up, and this is more of a unique song now that’s just “inspired by” rather than a cover parody.

I used to be a total exhibitionist, and I loved to be super daring and whip my junk out in the most public of places: trains, restaurants, theaters, libraries, planes, parks… you name it.

Sadly there are cameras everywhere now, so it’s not as possible as it used to be. Still… I love sex in public, and I get off on people watching me do naughty things….

Yes, I’ve been fantasizing about being the center of a bukakke with a group of guys all surrounding me, beating their meat. I still hope to be a part of one, some day.

That said… I’ve always wondered if I would really still enjoy it during the aftermath…. 😅

Before my spinal injury at 19, I would have probably been classified as a major “bottom”.

But after my accident, it became a little more complicated, yet I would still ocassionally do it.

However, after acquiring Guillaine-Barré in 2023, it became even more difficult for multiple reasons. So bottoming is simply something I can’t really do with confidence any more (even though I wish I could).

Topping is not really my thing, but I will try if I have to. I’d just rather not. So… apparently that makes me a “Side”. Sadly Sides are just NOT popular in the gay world at all. So yeah… this topic needed a song. It’s become one of my favorites, musically — it’s almost a shame I can’t share it more widely. 🤪

The ideas for this song was suggested by a friend, who shares my love for “Daddies.”

So who is the perfect Daddy for me? A Daddy needs to be a more mature, rugged man, with some graying going on. The term “Dad Bod” was invented for him. Going to the gym is a waste of time, so he has a bit of beer belly.

Emotionally, the perfect Daddy is confident and knows what he wants. He can be a little rough and dominating sexually, but at the same time he’s sweet, sensitive, caring and protective. It’s an intoxicating mix of extremes.

The twist in the song (and real life) is that despite being a lover of Daddies, I’m now at the age where younger guys call ME “Daddy.” 🙈

I thought it would be fun to explore both sides in the same song.

The idea for this song was suggested by my husband. I love getting massages. I really need them, and the stronger, the better.

If the masseur is really hot, and the last 5-10 minutes end up being “playful”, then that’s always a nice bonus. But the actual massage is the most important thing, and it needs to be good.

There’s nothing more annoying when the “Happy Ending” becomes a “Happy Beginning” — and the massage is completely forgotten as the masseur just ends up using you to get off and then get paid for it. I didn’t hire a rent boy! I hired a masseur!! Total pet peeve… 😤