A PARTY OF ONE

I need you to stop asking me if I want a puff
You know I really can’t be doing that stuff.
No I don’t drink — and yes I can function
It’s amazing we can even meet at this junction…

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
It’s going to be so fun.
Watching you all fall down.

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
I feel like I have won.
As you all act the clown.

Why are you insecure if I don’t take a sip?
I’m really not interested in taking your “trip.”
How about we talk about interesting things?
I really could care less about all of your flings.
(eye roll)

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
No I am not a nun.
Please don’t pour me a cup!

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
And then I am done.
Watching you all throw up…

(mumble mumble mumble) – What?
(mumble mumble mumble) – Seriously, what are you saying?
(mumble mumble mumble) – Dude… what the fuck?
(mumble mumble mumble) – Wow, so fascinating.

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
I’ve set my phasers to stun.
I just wish I could shoot you…

Gonna have myself….
A Party of One!
Of you, I just want none.
That’s it, I am through…

Gonna have myself…
A Party of One!
A Party of One!
A Party of One!

A Party of One.

A Party of One.

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki