I CAN’T GET NO (SEXY ACTION)

When I’m browsing through the apps
And the guys write in my Dee Ems.
The convos go ‘round and round
About how we’re going to finally meetup
But then I end up getting stood up!

I can’t get no…. sexy action!
I can’t get no…. sexy action!
‘Cause I try….
and I try….
and I try….
and I try….
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

When I’m soaking in the hot tub
And a man comes in and tells me
How cute my smile can be
But then he turns around and finds a hotter guy
And then proceeds to ignore me!

I can’t get no…. sexy action!
I can’t get no…. sexy action!
‘Cause I try….
and I try….
and I try….
and I try….
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

When I’m posting sexy pics on the apps
And guys are saying this, but they’re doing that
And I’m tryin’ to meet some dude
Who says a bunch of bullshit about meeting next week
I’m most definitely on a losing streak

I can’t get no…. sexy action!
I can’t get no…. sexy action!
‘Cause I try….
and I try….
and I try….
and I try….
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

No matter what I do

No matter what I say

It goes round and around and around and around

I can’t get no…. sexy action!
I can’t get no…. sexy action!
‘Cause I try….
and I try….
and I try….
and I try….
I can’t get no
I can’t get no

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki