I WROTE A SONG ABOUT THAT

So I’m at a group meetup and I’m feeling kind of shy.
But then I’m suddenly approached by this girl and guy.
They see me with crutches, and ask me what that’s all about.
I’m at a loss for words, and I suddenly have a doubt.

Wait a minute….

I wrote a song about that!
Did you hear it?
I wrote a song about that!
It has lyrics!
I wrote a song about that!
Ain’t that fun?
Now you know all about it, so I’m done.

They keep asking me so many things — I don’t know what to say.
What I think of social media, America, games, and being gay.
Then they ask me about my husband, and who loves who the most.
It’s funny you should ask, and I really don’t mean to boast.

I wrote songs about that!
Did you hear them?
I wrote songs about that!
They’ve got rhythm!
I wrote songs about that!
Wait — there’s more!
Third album’s about to drop — you’ll adore!

“Don’t you hate those people that suck all of your energy?”

I wrote a song about that!

“So I’m in a relationship… with three other guys!”

I wrote a song about that!

“You’ve lived here so long. Cómo está tu Español?”

I wrote a song about that!

“So we were trying to get Gaga tickets, and….”

SHHHHHH!!
I wrote a song… about… that!

“The pizza at this meetup really sucks”

I wrote a song about that!
I’m not kidding

[**a sound**]
“Oops. Sorry…”

I wrote a song about that

“So are you a top or a bottom”

Um….
That’s really none of your business.

Anyway….

I wrote a song about that!
Did you hear it?
I wrote a song about that!
It has lyrics!
I wrote a song about that!
Ain’t that fun?
Now you know all about me — there, I’m done!

“I can’t believe you seem to have a song about everything!”

I just wrote a song about that!

Wanna hear it?

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki