IT’S CALLED A HAPPY ENDING

I’ve been walking all week and I really need a pro massage.
I hire a guy off the apps and he has a table in his garage.
But then five minutes in he’s rubbing his crotch on me.
He better turn this around — I’m going to go count to three.

It’s called a Happy Ending
And not a Happy Beginning…
I needed some deep tissue
But he’s the only one here winning….

Suddenly his erection is right in front of my face.
I think oh well since it’s here I might as well give it a taste.
But I have immediate regret as he starts fucking my mouth.
My dreams of getting a rubdown have all gone south.

It’s called a Happy Ending
And not a Happy Beginning…
I’m still aching everywhere
But he’s just standing there grinning….

Now he’s asking me to turn face up…
Holding his cock he winks and says “Wassup?”
What the fuck – only ten minutes have passed.
I’m starting to feel like I’m being harassed.

It’s called a Happy Ending
And not a Happy Beginning…
I just wanted a massage
But now my head is spinning

It’s called a Happy Ending

It’s called a Happy Ending

It’s called a Happy Ending

NOT a Happy Beginning…

You’ve just jizzed all over me
You didn’t bother to finish me off
I’m still super sore as fuck
This has been a total rip-off

It’s called a Happy ending

NOT a Happy Beginning…

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki