NO HABLO ESPAÑOL

At first it was exciting moving to a new place.
But after so many years, I’ve become a disgrace.
I tried classes, a tutor, and total immersion.
But my attempts at talking are a total perversion.

No hablo Español!
I’m sinking into a hole!
No me entiendes!
This gives me so much stress!

I think I have a learning disability.
You’d think by now I’d have the capability.
It was embarrassing after just year two.
But almost a decade later, I don’t know what to do.

No hablo Español!
It’s starting to take a toll!
No me entiendes!
I’m just a total mess!

“Como se llama?”

Um…. I think I know this one.

“Que tal, guapo?”

Um…. wait a minute…

“Te ayudo?”

I need help 🙈

“De donde eres?”

Next question please!

No hablo Español!
I do not like this role!
No me entiendes!
I’m stupid I confess!

No hablo Español!

No hablo Español!

No hablo!

It’s taking way too long…

No hablo!

I’m doing something wrong…

No hablo!

“Aye carumba!”

Yes, yes… I need help!

“De donde eres?”

Next question please!

No hablo Español

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki