SIDE GUY

Why does every guy seem so butt obsessed?
I really get anxious every time I undress.
I can’t explain why that it’s just not for me.
But when they try and stick it in I just want to flee.

Oral
Oral
Oral
With my mouth I do stuff
Just PLEASE no anal for me

Oral
Oral
Oral
Does it have to be rough?
I want to get down on my knee

I guess in gay terms you can call me a “Side”.
But every guy I know just wants to go for a ride.
Bottom, Top, Verse – a language I don’t speak.
But when I tell people this, they just think I’m a freak!

Oral
Oral
Oral
This is what I know
Just PLEASE no anal for me

Oral
Oral
Oral
I want to give you a blow
A fuckless night is my fantasy

……

I seem to be only one percent of guys…

Most are obsessed with fucking – and size…

But when I find that rare guy who doesn’t care…

It’s going to be such a breath of fresh air!

…..

Oral
Oral
Oral
Let’s kiss and lick and suck
Just PLEASE no anal for me

Oral
Oral
Oral
Do we really need to fuck?
A blowjob I will do with glee!

Oral
(ohhhhhhh)

Just please no anal…

Oral
(ohhhhhhh)

Just please no anal…

(ohhhhhhh)

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki