THE BEAR SONG

Don’t give me six-pack abs, ‘cuz I like a little belly.
I want a “pillow” to lie on while I watch the telly.
Don’t like ‘em super skinny, please don’t give me a twink.
I want a stocky man, because thick is my kink.

I
Just
Want
A
Bear bear bear bear bear!
I don’t really care care care what you think.

It can be a mustache, goatee, beard or a stubble.
But if you dare shave a hair, you’re going to be in trouble.
I want him wooly, shaggy, hirsute, fuzzy, and hairy.
Because a smooth-chested man for me is really scary.

I
Just
Want
A
Bear bear bear bear bear!
I really think it’s fair fair fair – give him to me!

Give me a man’s man
A dad bod
Someone to make me swoon..
Testosterone
Thick and furry
And I’ll be over the moon…
He needs to be smart
And mature
No, I don’t like ’em young…
I am not
A size queen
I really don’t care if he’s hung

I
Just
Want
A
Bear bear bear bear bear
Don’t you dare touch a hair hair on his chest.

I
Just
Want
A
Bear bear bear bear bear

Thick and furry

Thick and furry

Mmmmm

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki