THEY STOLE IT

Let me tell you a story of an awful crime…
I fell off a tall cliff when I was in my prime…
As I laid there afraid, thinking I would die…
A tiny green creature looked me in the eye!

THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(No no it’s not a joke)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(My derrière is broke)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(They did it in my youth)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(Yes gawd that’s the truth)

People don’t believe me, but I don’t care…
I know what really happened, to me out there…
They were jealous of my butt, since they have none…
Now I have a flat behind, and not a juicy bun!

THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(It’s time the truth came out)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(That’s what I’m talking about)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(They’re greedy little things)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(Now they’re using it for slings)

Now I’m on a rescue mission and I’ve booked my flight to Mars.
It’s going to be a cool story that I write for my memoirs.
I’m reuniting with my butt, yes it’s really true.
Martians better watch out, ‘cause I’m coming for YOU!

THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(It’s scared and all alone)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(But now it’s coming home)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(It’s time to let them know)
THEY.
STOLE.
IT.
(I’ll never let it go)

MARTIANS STOLE MY BUTT!!
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
MARTIANS STOLE MY BUTT!!
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
MARTIANS STOLE MY BUTT!!
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)
MARTIANS STOLE MY BUTT!!
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhhh!)

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Lyrics by Anton Kawasaki